Script Function: Q4TB

 function string Q4TB()
 {
   list Q5KU = "They are in terrible danger!", "Help!", "Help us, please!", "Please, someone help!", "Surely not all are cowards?", "We desperately need help!", "Canst thou help us?", "Shall any save our friend?", "A friend was kidnapped!", "Look not away from our need!", "Can any assist us?", "In Lord British's name, help!", "I fear for their life...";
   string Q636 = Q5KU[random(0x00, numInList(Q5KU) - 0x01)];
   return (Q636);
 }