Script Function: Q59D

 function string Q59D()
 {
   string Q59W;
   list Q5LW;
   if (random(0x00, 0x01))
   {
     Q5LW = ", someone nobody shall miss", ", whom even their mother disliketh", ", well-known as scum", ", a scab upon the face of the earth", ", who clearly deserveth to die", ", who is unworthy of thy blade, perhaps... but worthy of someone's", ". I am not the sort to dirty my hands", ", but I have standing in this town and dare not jeopardize it", "; I fear I cannot do it myself", "; I dare not do it myself", "; suspicion would fall 'pon me were I to do it myself", "; all would suspect me immediately";
     Q59W = Q5LW[random(0x00, numInList(Q5LW) - 0x01)];
   }
   Q5LW = ". I'd like thee to kill them.", ". Thou shouldst kill them for me.", " and I'd like thee to kill them.", " and thou'rt a good choice for the murderer.", ". Thou mightest be a good choice for the murderer.", ". Kill them for me.";
   string Q5Y9 = Q5LW[random(0x00, numInList(Q5LW) - 0x01)];
   Q59W = Q59W + Q5Y9;
   return (Q59W);
 }